Comedy movie "Treasure Hunt Vacation" commentary text commentary
Three widowed men have gone on a wilderness vacation.
Blond old soup to show the two brothers to touch the fish.
His legs are seen in a figure-eight shape.
Just go into the water.
Shine the searchlight again.
The fish blinded by the light
Sure enough, it was caught by a hand and thrown.
Unfortunately, the two did not catch it
Letting the fish go.
In order to have a natural baked fish
Old soup can only fish here again.
I did not expect the two brothers
Suddenly, the expressions startled.
The fish flew again.
Still didn't catch it.
Old Tang asked them what happened
The two men pointed to the back.
A grizzly bear that had just lost its baby.
It was standing right behind them.
Surprise or not?
Grizzly bear opens feeding mode.
The three fled frantically.
The slowest runner, Dan, falls to the ground.
They wanted to scare the grizzly away.
Unexpectedly the fat bear stood up and said
Stop it and go!
Lao Tang reminded Dan
Curl up, you'll be fine.
Probably because the show was too realistic
The big grizzly bear chattered up Dan as a young patient
Wiggling his fat fart
And disappeared into the jungle
Placed in the soft nest
The team rushed over to see what was going on
Dan tells them not to make a sound
The big grizzly bear comes with its prey
Come on, Bao'er, eat this.
Tonic body
Xiaodan refused at that time
The big grizzly bear waved his hand
Hurry up and eat it for me
Little Dan had to eat it with great relish
This is more like it
When the big grizzly bear was not paying attention
Threw away the prey at light speed
The bear thought to himself
Since the boy likes to eat so much
Then he went to catch another one
Little Dan seized the opportunity to escape
The three of them climbed up a thousand-year-old tree
The big bear found something wrong
Followed by the chase
Can't find his treasure
So they rummaged around for luggage
My treasure, where are you?
The three of them slept in the tree for the night
The grizzly bear also turned under the tree overnight
The next morning
Still because there are two fat balls
Playing fish fry in the river
That's what attracted the big grizzly bear away
The three of them came back from the dead
A crazy escape in a small boat
It started out great.
Unfortunately, they did not find the river forked
Driving in the wrong direction
Ahead of them was a swiftly flowing river
The three of them were forced to start drifting mode
A big wave knocked the boat over
The three of them were drowned
Jie climbed into the boat
Threw the rope to save Dan
And the old soup half a day looking for no trace
The original is under the boat
One wave has just subsided and another wave has started
The boat fell from the waterfall again
The three of them ran around the jungle for a day
Finally saw a light in the valley
If there is a light, there is hope.
Unfortunately, when they got closer, they realized
These are the same two fat balls that fried the fish this morning
They were not to be messed with.
The three of them had to hide in the warehouse
They were actually doing illegal farming here.
The fat balls found someone breaking into the warehouse.
Without saying a word, they opened fire.
The three of them ran into the jungle
Just in time to trigger the mechanism
Detonated all the flash bombs to ignite everything
The smoke rolled in.
Even the dog was smoked to the ground
directly lying on the board
And the three of them were also confused by the smoke
In the face of the incoming bullets are not afraid of
Dan also dedicated to the group
Low-quality version of the Matrix show
The three fell headfirst into the water
Breathing is basically maintained by wooden sticks
But a little cute crawl into the tube
And dare not make a sound, only to smother
This is the two fierce fat ball tricked away
After the three of them made such a mess
Hundreds of acres of planting were burned up
They did a good deed.
And the two fat balls vowed
They will definitely catch the three people back
Well rubbed on the floor for three days and three nights
Weapons and ammunition were packed in big bags.
The three unlucky guys got lost in the jungle
Old Tom climbed to the top of a pine tree
See where the hell their way out is.
It was dawn and there were two beautiful women in front of them.
Washing the fragrance at the top of the tree
The three suddenly became energetic
The speed of light to find that big tree
Two blondes
Also graciously threw down the ladder
Invited them up to be their guests
The tree had an exquisite two-room apartment
It's like a vacation resort
The beautiful women said that the old soup clothes are smelly
Better take them off
Old Tang is waiting for these words
Unfortunately, a wave of operation is as fierce as a tiger
Finally found that the clown was himself
The two beauties waiting for the same is someone else
Dan is a small warm man most women's hearts
He is good at massage
The beauty immediately peeled off the hairy legs
Shall we start now?
It turns out they hate city life.
They came to the jungle trees
They've been building their nest for over a year
Whenever there's a rainstorm.
They dance together in the rainstorm
They may take the nest from their arms and not talk about it in a room
Or they may be outside the room because they are entrusted with something
How do they take care of their bowels?
They have a disposable toilet
This is the little paper box
Only pussies use toilet paper
Men use pine cones from local sources
Unfortunately, the two fat balls chasing the old soup
Soon found this place
Take out the chainsaw to the big tree to do it
Old Tom followed the rope pike down
Tied the rope to the tree
And the two beautiful women brought out months of stock
Throw it all down
It was a breathtaking scene
Xiaojie and Xiaodan floated along the rope
Get on the fat ball of motorcycle
Continue to start the road of escape
Two fat balls keep chasing behind
The battle of the jungle is crazy
The trio did not pay attention to the road
Drive the car directly into the cliff
Falling into the river
Three bored men fleeing through the forest
Their bodies were tired and cold
Their stomachs were hungry and sore
What's even sadder is that
A cold and icy rain suddenly fell from the sky
They decided to huddle together for warmth
This can reduce the loss of energy
In the middle of the night, a big man suddenly rushed out
And took the three of them away
Took them to their own ventilated villa to settle down
It turns out that this grandfather is an explorer
Since their best friend who was exploring together
He has lived here alone for 30 years
He had lived here alone for 30 years
Early the next morning
The two raging fat balls hit here
In order to cover the three escape
The grandfather came up single-handedly
A few shots were fired to send them away
The motorcycle is also ruined for you
You really are the same
The three of them were walking through the jungle
Suddenly, they fell into a hole.
They fell into a pit
The treasure they were looking for was the one
The man who crashed the plane with millions of dollars
That is, the good brother of the grandfather
Unfortunately, after the plane crash decades ago
He was seriously injured and has been limping here
He has become a skeleton
And a lot of money was set on fire by him
As a waste paper for warmth
Their treasure hunt is in vain.
It's a big mine.
What if they couldn't climb up there?
There was a big gap in the wall.
A light could be seen
Small Dan, who was small in stature
decided to climb in and give it a try
His teammates sang a childhood song to encourage him
He climbed forward boldly
He finally climbed out from the other side
Just in time, the fat ball duo also found this place
Dan quietly approached from behind
Knocked them down with a stick
But they didn't just die
But in the mine pit
They fought with Old Tang and Jie in a free fight
For a while it was difficult to distinguish the winner
Xiao Dan, who was standing on top
Can only raise a stone to hit down
Let the two forced to separate
At that moment a police officer came
The four people were caught in a pot
Just when they thought they were saved
But they didn't know that the fat ball duo were the police's men
The three of them are a team
Smart Dan quietly picked up a grenade
Adventure team
Burned down hundreds of acres of good land of the police
The police wanted to send them out of this world
The brave Jie took the grenade
Boldly came forward
If you do not put down the gun
He was going to detonate the grenade
Fat Ball stepped forward and hit the ground
The grenade fell to the ground
Jie picked it up and threw it over
It fell right under a big tree
No one was hurt in the explosion
Jie thought the three of them would be finished
But the exploded tree collapsed
The three criminals were crushed
The three of them by mistake
They became the heroes who destroyed the criminals.
The old man in the jungle
Leave the jungle and start a new life.
Send them a package before leaving.
It's a package from the brother who crashed the plane.
There was a million inside.
They were supposed to share it equally.
But in the end it all went to
Old Tom who was too poor to open the pot
Old Tang used the money to buy a diamond ring to propose.
And girlfriend together into a happy marriage hall
And doctor Dan also found his true love.
It is the girl who met in the big tree villa.
Unemployed Jie also found a job as a tour guide.
The movie is called "Treasure Hunt Vacation
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