Adventure "Bullish Aline" movie commentary copy
Adventure "Bullish Aline" movie commentary copy
How deep can sisterhood go?
Sister's wedding night
The sister actually took out a fierce aphrodisiac
Women will eat the kind of crazy.
As expected, after the sister took it
began to change her temperament
If the village chief's son finds out that his sister is such a woman
They would definitely break up, right?
Why did Ah Lian do this sister
It started a month ago.
On this day Aline was sparring with the village's Jedi masters in martial arts.
They are Brother God Shield who uses shield
Brother Sledgehammer with a hammer
Brother Medicine God who uses poison
The village called East Hammer, West Poison, South Shield, North Lian.
Different personality from Ah Lian.
Her sister is a gentle and virtuous beauty.
Even the son of the village chief of the richest village also fell in love with her.
In look at Ah Lian
Everyone says he has no femininity.
Can't find a man in this life
A-lian certainly did not believe
This day, the village headman took his son on a blind date.
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him
The village chief's silly son was very satisfied.
At that moment, there was a loud bang outside the window.
It was A-lian
She wanted to show her femininity in front of everyone.
Who could stand this?
Even the village headman looked confused
In order to win over her sister
Ah Lian also prepared a small talent
Want to spit Meng?
But it is very obvious that this is a deduction
A lotus is not convinced ah decided to compete with sister
I did not know that my sister is not only gentle and virtuous
Even know a little bit about music
The result is very clear
Sister won the right to marry into a rich family
Ah Lian was so disappointed
It was as if he saw three jars of wine in front of him
He drank three glasses of wine to quench his sorrow
At that moment, a little fat guy selling candy approached him
He started dancing at the drop of a hat
Then the drunken A-lian also joined the dance team
What dance to do my wife it
So this is all a dream
It's so sad
To be reduced to looking for a man in a dream
The more A-lian thought, the more angry
Why is my sister so popular?
At this moment, the strongest fighter of the show, Brother Niu, appeared
Without saying a word, he ran after her in a 100 meter sprint.
:... Fill in the blank: Why are you chasing me?
Aline suddenly appeared a jump
Ride on the back of a bull
On the surface is to subdue the bull
Behind the scenes, she was quietly speeding up
She told her sister to jump off the curb
Sister almost disfigured by a direct jump
It turned out that this was all a ploy by Ah Lian
He had already taken control of Niu
He also gave him the name Zeng Aniu
Soon the village chief's son married his sister
On the night of the wedding when the moon was dark and the wind was high
This was Ah Lian's last chance
I heard that the village chief's son liked his sister's gentle and virtuous nature.
So if she took the aphrodisiac he prepared
They will definitely break up, right?
Sure enough, the drug was very strong
The mayor's son was stunned
I like it!
In the end, the plan failed
While Ah Lian was trying to prank her sister by all means
Something big happened in the village too
It was a group of bandits who knew witchcraft
The villagers shot at them in a friendly manner
As a result, the bullets that had entered their bodies were forced out
Their goal was to collect 7
virgins born on the fifth Saturday of the year Yan
Once they succeeded
Their leader will live forever
The bandits took the account book and pinpointed the last person
It was Ah Lian
Even Mom and Lian would not give up Lian even if she died
In order to get A-lien out, the bandits kidnapped his family.
Lian found the master
He wanted to save his family
But the master said that their witchcraft is very powerful ah
Only with his magic enchanted tiger knife to overcome
He also gave him a tiger amulet
Can be immune to the encroachment of evil spirits
Ah Lian was fully armed and ready to go
After bidding farewell to the club Aniu
They decided to take a shortcut to catch up with the bandits
After he left, the master suddenly remembered
There was one more treasure that he had not given to A-lien
Without it, the bandits could never be defeated
It was a pair of enlightened tiger eggs
The master spent his life pouring his spiritual power into them.
He gave this precious treasure to A-lien's friends
East Hammer, West Poison and South Shield
The way to use them is very simple
You just need to light them up
How exactly do you light them?
Just light it like this
Okay, now there is only one egg left
On the other hand, the sister who was taken can't just sit there and wait for death
She happened to hear that if Ah Lian is not a virgin
If the chief has sex with her
she would die on the spot
Hearing this, the sister had an idea.
He took out A-lian's aphrodisiac
and put it into the chief's wine.
As the drug was about to take effect
Sister started to do something funny.
Is this the end of the movie?
And no little brother appeared in time to save the life of the leader
And the other side of the path of the first difficulty encountered by Aline
Swarms of cobras
But Aline was prepared
Pick up the sulfur so a sprinkle of poisonous snakes instantly fixed
What the hell are you doing?
At night, A-lian met the fat boy in his dream again
Fatty insisted on making a cup of milk tea for him
On the head, little sister on the head
Wow done little sister is ready
Is this the emperor's new milk tea?
Too late to spit out
Aline slipped and fell again
Right into the arms of the little fat brother
Open your mouth and here comes the tea
Ah Lian suddenly awake
So it was a dream again
At that moment, Aline realized that someone was coming
He bent his bow and arrow and hit the target
Luckily I caught it quickly
It was my friend who came to support me
At that moment, the sky suddenly thundered
The bandit said
If they didn't see Ah Lien before it rained
They would kill their families.
Aline had to stop the rain.
Legend has it that if a virgin holds lemon grass, she can stop the rain.
Aline started to do it.
Instead of stopping the rain, it got heavier and heavier.
Just when everyone was wondering if Aline was a virgin
Aline found out that it wasn't lemon grass at all
It's a big onion
Get ready to do it again
The legend is true that the rain stopped instantly
But Aline was also possessed by the monkey goddess under the rock
Aline's body twitched
It was as if the gods had possessed her.
Sure enough, he claimed to be the monkey goddess.
Because Aline stepped on his goddess.
So he wants to punish Ah Lian
Luckily, he had the amulet from the master
The monkey goddess was instantly suppressed
Alaine was back to normal
Everyone had to hurry
When we passed a river
Aline suddenly remembered that there was an ancient crocodile here
But there was only one crocodile
It's a big river, they can't really run into it, right?
It was hard to get to the shore
But the crocodile will also come to shore
Ah Lian bent her bow and shot an arrow
It didn't even scratch the crocodile's armor
No matter, one more shot
Lian continued to shoot an arrow without giving up.
Alain wanted to try again.
But Hammer said he would not let him try
At this moment, the strongest fighter will appear.
But even Zeng Aniu was no match for the crocodile
Seeing that Ah Niu was in danger
Ah Lian bent his bow and arrow again
This time he aimed at the mouth of the crocodile
No, he was aiming at the ass of Ox
As the strongest fighting force
One arrow in the ass is no big deal
But Hammer, who got three arrows, was a different story
Companion is also a tough guy
Helped Hammer pull out the arrows directly
But then something embarrassing happened.
The quality of the arrows was not good
One of the arrows was stuck in the buttocks
But no matter
Hammer has deep inner strength
Intended to force out the arrow
Stop ah stop ah or die
The first attempt failed
Hammer decided to increase the power
After forcing the big showdown began
In order to prevent identity exposure
Aline carried out a simple disguise
This disguise is not even recognized by his own sister
On the other hand, everyone had already chosen their opponents
Facing the bandits who can witchcraft
It takes magic to defeat magic.
Shields ate the tiger's teeth given by the master and became invisible instantly
But Brother Hammer is different
A real man should be tough.
You can't lift my hammer
Unless you are born in the year of the tiger
Born on the 20th of April
Ah... You are
Brother Hammer also took out his tiger's tooth
After eating his tiger tooth, he was able to have bronze skin and iron bones
But they overlooked one important thing
The effect of the tiger's tooth is only three minutes
It doesn't hurt at all
Haven't you eaten?
On the other hand, Poison was responsible for lighting the tiger's balls on fire.
But the matches were all wet
It wouldn't light at all
On the other hand, Ah Lian has already raised her sword
Without the support of the balls
The knife can not cut through the skin of the bandits
During the fight
The bandit ripped off A-lian's amulet
The monkey goddess regained control of her body
On the other hand, the battle between Brother Hammer and Brother Shield was coming to an end.
The monkey-possessed A-lian was beating the bandit unilaterally
As expected, she is a distant relative of Qi Tian Da Sheng
At this time, the bandit found the amulet on the ground.
Successfully suppressed the monkey goddess
The only thing that can defeat the bandit is the treasure knife.
But you have to light up the balls to do so
At this point, Hammer had a plan and decided to drill wood for fire.
The tiger's balls were finally set on fire.
Stabbed through the chest of the leader.
Finally, the master cast a spell to drive away the monkey goddess.
Lotus also found a handsome man who likes strong women.
There are no breaks in this movie, so to speak.
It's funny all the way through.
So this is it for this issue
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