Comedy "Semi-Pro" movie commentary copy

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This scruffy bum

Challenging high mid-court show

Backcourt shot

If the ball goes in, it's $10,000.

No one thought this scruffy bum could do it

Because it's impossible for anyone to do it

But when the homeless man's eyes opened up

And then he throws it.

The ball goes in.

The homeless man jumped up and down in joy

The referee was totally confused

He complained to the referee that his opponent had stepped on the line

But the referee ruled that the goal was valid

The announcer is frantic

This challenge is a gimmick

Where can he find $10,000?

His name is Curly Ryo

With a song he stole from his mother

Became a singer and made a fortune

For his dream

He used all his savings to buy the Tropics of the ABA

He was also the owner, coach, and power forward.

The team ended up at the bottom of the league

It became a raggedy third-rate team that no one saw coming

And he was broke.

He didn't care about winning or losing games anymore.

He just wanted to make money from the team

And now he didn't get any money

And now he has to pay $10,000.

He was going crazy

Fortunately, the opponent is stupid and has not seen the world

Take a blank check and run away

This is not the end of a new crisis has emerged

The NBA was about to annex the entire ABA.

End of the season

The four teams with the best records will enter the NBA

The other teams will be disbanded where they are

This is too cruel

Curly Liang was furious but could only accept

To get into the NBA

They have to make it all the way to the top

To make it to the top four

The players are not confident.

It's harder than the sky

To motivate the players.

He gave each of them a big mouth.

At the same time, he spent a lot of money

A washing machine

In exchange for last season's NBA champion.

Monique

He said he was a champion.

Actually, he was just a bench player

Thanks to the glory of the team

Just got a championship ring

None of these guys looked up to Monix

Soon the next game started.

The Tropics versus the Spirit.

Down by a large margin.

Curly Ryo was still sticking to his playbook.

Everyone was dumbfounded

Until the opponent's patience was exhausted

He finally scored an easy layup

But...

He's out of position.

The referee calls it a no-goal

He was so angry and hard on the referee

Even kicked the basketball away

As a result, he was sent off the court

He couldn't beat them, so he just stopped playing

He led a group of players to leave the court early

The referee was completely dumbfounded

Soon he was approached by a homeless man

The homeless man went to all the banks.

None of them gave him cash

This check is too big

Then you should go to a bigger bank

He once again cheated the simple homeless man

And this is finally a wake-up call for him

If he keeps losing, he'll have nothing left.

It's time to fight.

To win.

He devised an impressive battle plan.

He started a comeback.

I've never seen such a despicable team.

Using eyeliner to make his eyes wide.

Not even blinking

With eyes as big as bells.

The opponent really panicked.

The Tropics used this great tactic.

They started the game on fire

But not long into the game

Someone fell down in pain, covering his eyes

The eye makeup was smeared with sweat.

The pain was so intense that they died without a fight.

This battle they lost again

If this trick doesn't work, let's change to the next trick

As long as the opponent is incapacitated before the game

They will win without a fight

So the court becomes a battlefield

But it was a toss-up.

They still lost

As the coach of the team

Curly Ryo doesn't know anything about tactics

All kinds of dirty tricks

Can not help the team to win

This is not the way to go

The players have made a decision

They decided to let Monix coach the team.

After all, he was last season's champion.

So the real training began.

Monix, who took over as coach, only trained on one thing

And that was running.

And he kept running.

Until you puke.

Under Monix's inhumane training.

The Tropics were transformed overnight

All kinds of three points

All kinds of foul shots

All kinds of opponents' abuse

Even the powerful Nets

Even the powerful Nets were defeated

As the owner of the team, Curly Ryo

Desperately trying to stop the players from scoring

Because once the score exceeds 125 points

He had to buy hot dogs for all the audience.

But the players were like a chicken.

He tried his best

But he couldn't stop the tragedy from happening.

They won again.

The Tropics beat the Nets by 126 points.

Curly Ryo is going crazy.

The Heat won back-to-back games.

From the bottom of the league all the way back

They're climbing to fifth place in the league.

If they win the last game

They will be in the top four of the league

To enter the NBA with the first four places

Unfortunately, their efforts were in vain.

The market in Flint is not big enough.

Even if the Tropics beat the Spurs in their last game.

They're in the top four of the league.

They wouldn't have made it to the NBA.

All the players could not hide their disappointment.