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The film "loser hero Yin XIII laughing to catch ghosts and fight zombies" commentary copy

The film "loser hero Yin XIII laughing to catch ghosts and fight zombies" commentary copy

A woman asked a master to come home to see

Because as soon as the curtains are opened during the day, she feels that her neck is being strangled

At night always feel that the house has a variety of strange

This looks very two men is our main man

His name is Thirteen

Before his grandfather died, he gave him a copy of the Sanqing Maoshan art

So there is another identity that is the Taoist priest

The one next to him, who looks like the second senior brother, is his good brother, known as Fatty Shi

Thirteen let his good brother take out props

Willow leaves, mineral water and two golden rice bowls

Let the woman and the fat man turn around and go over

An incantation a few gestures to open the eyes of heaven

Looked around

When he saw the woman, he was shocked

It turns out that behind the woman there is a little boy clinging to the woman's neck

When the fat man opened the curtains a little

A ray of sunlight shone on the boy's face

The boy felt the light tightly strangled the woman's neck

The woman was in pain and could not breathe

Thirteen and the boy in the chat learned

So the woman is the boy's mother

But the woman did not know him

After Thirteen persuaded the boy to go back to where he belonged

Thirteen asked the woman

In the knowledge that the woman had an abortion when she was young

And the fetus was already formed

A fetus is also a life.

To abort a fetus is to kill life

This beautiful young woman was relaxing in the pool

Suddenly the woman had a cramp

Now Thirteen and Fatty had a chance to save her

Thirteen immediately jumped in to save her

But the feeling is not right immediately open the eyes of heaven

A look in the water

This is not what retreat cramp ah

Clearly a female ghost grabbed the ankle of the beauty

Thirteen rescued the beauty to ask the situation

It turns out that the beauty is called Mu Ran

The female ghost is her best friend Lan Shan before she was born

Before she was born, the two of them went on a car trip

Mu Ran saw her best friend's necklace and wanted to wear it

Just after Mu Ran put on the necklace

The driver of the bus fell asleep because of fatigue and had a car accident

Unfortunately, Mu Ran survived because of this necklace

But his best friend died in the accident

It turns out that this necklace is a talisman

After her death, Lan Shan was not happy

After her death, she turned into a ghost and came to seek Mu Ran's life.

I always see Lan Shan when I sleep

Even crossing the road in the daytime can be pushed by someone

Almost hit by a car

So Thirteen is ready to help Mu Ran to deal with the evil spirits

Thirteen told Fatty to stay with Mu Ran first and go prepare things for himself

Before leaving, he quietly explained to Fatty things

At night, Lan Shan really came again

Because tonight is Lan Shan's first seven days

Fatty took his child's urine and led Lan Shan is to run ah

They hid in the laboratory

Lan Shan soon came after them

The water pipes in the lab turned on automatically

Various experimental bottles kept shaking

The two people were so scared that they kept shouting and trembling

Fatty took out holy water and splashed it around

Back to pull Mu Ran and run

No matter how to run can not run ghost ah

Just when Mu Ran hid in a corner

The fat man came in and pulled Muran to continue to run

When running to the stairs when another fat man appeared

Mu Ran found that the fat man who just came out had a bottle like himself in his hand

At this time, she realized that the person pulling her was not the fat man but Lan Shan

When she looked back

A green face

A face full of veins

Bleeding from the mouth, Lan Shan was looking at her with a smile

When they arrived at the playground

Thirteen had already set up a position to deal with the female ghost

Thirteen kindly persuaded the female ghost

To let go of her hatred and return to the place where she should be reincarnated as soon as possible

But the ghost had too much anger in her heart

Not only did she not listen, but she also dragged everyone with her to be buried

Then the whole playground was filled with the ghost's figure

Thirteen saw the situation and slammed the table

Shaking the bell and picking up the peach wood sword

Chanting the incantation in a loud voice

A charm immediately became a circle

Instantly broke the ghostly shadows all over the playground

With the moonlight emitting a blinding light

Just when the female ghost was about to be destroyed

Mu Ran suddenly rushed to the female ghost

Held her in his arms

Lost his voice and cried

Since the death of Lan Shan, Mu Ran has been thinking about their past

Memories of their little moments

As long as Lan Shan's heart feels better

Even if you want to die now is willing to

Slowly, Lan Shan regained her former appearance.

Also forgave Mu Ran

Soon Lan Shan's time was up

Under the sad eyes of Mu Ran went away

On their way back, they met two strange people

The fat man recognized them

So they were his hometown

Thirteen sensed that something was wrong

They had a strong aura of corpse and suspected they were robbing a tomb

Fatty was going home to pay respect to his ancestors

Immediately decided to stop them

Take Mu Ran and follow Fatty back to his hometown to see

The next day, Fatty came to the village headman's house first.

A villager came to ask the village headman for help

He thought someone had deliberately killed the chickens in the house.

Let the village chief to find out who in the end is bad

The village chief thought it was the snake and Wong Tai Sin who did it

Thirteen looked at the chicken's wounds

He didn't think the snake and Wong Tai Sin did it

He told the village chief to prepare a few more chickens to wait for the rabbits

At night they hid in the corner

Soon they did wait

A closer look turned out to be two old folks that night, big bear and small bear

They actually grabbed the chicken

Bite the chicken's neck and suck the chicken's blood

They went back and told the village chief

The village chief asked for their help

Thirteen told the village chief to prepare something

At night, all the villagers came to help

Thirteen prayed to Grandpa to wish him success

At this time

Two big bears and small bears who had been poisoned by the corpse collapsed out

When they saw the lights and were ready to go back because they were afraid

A huge spiritual talisman sealed the cave entrance

While the two zombies froze

Two more spiritual talismans were arranged on both sides

The zombies were immediately scared and did not know what to do

Then thirteen jumped from behind the table to the front

An incantation was recited

Pressed on the ground

Immediately a huge pattern appeared

The little zombie was instantly solved

In the midst of this joy

A hissing sounded in the ground

The old zombie rushed out of the hole in the ground again

With a hideous face full of fangs and black gas

Two steps jumped over

The villagers wrapped him with a large spiritual talisman

Not two times to break free

Thirteen gestures in the air a few times and hit the past

The vampire's body made a metallic clanging sound

Still useless!

Then he trapped the vampire with a fishing net

It seems that it still can not ah

Thirteen picked up the dagger

Grabbed the fat man's hand to borrow Yang blood a use

Go forward and stabbed with the dagger

How can it not work?

It turns out that the fat man lost the most important one at the time of the storm

have no choice but to use their own blood

critical moment to count on their own ah

The zombie immediately did not move

But this is only temporary

Can not really destroy it

Thirteen told the fat man to take off his clothes

Only to see a bright red incantation painted on the fat man's body

Chanting the incantation, Fatty suddenly became brave

Roaring and rushing towards the zombie

Look at this body shape and tonnage

This is not the Second Brother of the Heavenly Pomp Marshal

Second Brother summoned his weapon, the nine-tooth nail rake

And the zombie fight up

An upward pick the zombie nimble dodge

A downward slash on the zombie's head

Second Brother also wanted to brush his face

Unfortunately, the old zombie does not eat this set

After a few rounds of fighting the second brother gradually fell into the wind

Thirteen saw the situation and quickly picked up his grandfather gave him a book to read up

As the saying goes, you can't sharpen your spear quickly enough!

Thirteen saw the peach wood sword in his hand

Bite the index finger in the sword cross

Shouted look who I am

This is not the ninth uncle?

The zombie also froze for a moment

Then the money sword also flew up

It flew towards the zombie with a whoosh

So dramatically wiped out the zombie

The scene shifts to the hospital where Thirteen suddenly wakes up

So this is a dream of his

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