Funny zombie film "Scout Manual of the zombie apocalypse" commentary text Movie Review Afterthoughts

My Friend's Older Sister 2" series or something like that

Unfortunately, the sister already has a boyfriend

And it's even harder and longer than the main man's.

Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about body and hair

The hero because of low self-esteem, has been afraid to confess to his sister

I can only say a few pleasantries to wish you happiness, have a baby soon and so on

My sister and her boyfriend are going to a party at night where minors are not allowed.

A Wei has a crush on his sister's best friend and wants to use her to get rid of her virginity

So he asked his brother-in-law for the address of the party and asked to meet him tonight.

After sending them away

The main character decided to continue to go camping, tonight is the main scene of the little fat

If we don't go, it's too bad for this childhood friend

But Wei said we'd camp with him first, and then go to the party after he fell asleep.

This is a kindness

When we arrived at the camping site, we saw Fatty, but not the captain.

What they don't know is

The captain has been here for a long time

Unfortunately, he ran into the deer that was killed.

The captain was angry at the embarrassment of the struggle.

He gave it a backhanded slash

But it escaped, but not the zombie bricklayer behind

The two heroes played with the little fat half a day

They waited until he fell asleep

Then they secretly left to go to the party

Just start the car, and see the little fat standing in front with a disappointed face

In the company of brothers and girls to choose between one

What would you choose?

The so-called love of three thousand is not as good as two boobs, do you need to ask?

Fatty got angry and turned around and left.

The hero and Wei drove to the town.

They want to dress up beautifully before going to the party.

Strangely enough, there was no one in town, it was very quiet.

But the adult dance club next door seemed to be quite lively

Wei felt that this was his chance to get rid of his virginity

So he dragged the man into the store, and it was really a fantastic place

I found a front row seat with the best view

Soon there was a girl wearing very little clothes dancing toi

Since she is really not a good dancer

I won't waste your time

At that moment, a zombie attacked them

The main man rushed to hide in the bathroom

Trying to use the smell of the toilet to cover up his own breath of the living

The zombie is very clever and very patient

Surprisingly, using the exhaustive method to find the main man

He was about to get cold

Suddenly someone shot the zombie, the shooter's name is Bo

Bo saved the hero and led them to escape from the ballroom.

Outside is also surrounded by zombies

The three of them rushed to the car to escape

We came to the police station, but it seems that the police station has also fallen

The zombie army was chasing after them

In desperation, the three of them had to lock themselves in the jail for a while to escape

Inside the chatter for half a day

Outside suddenly came the power of the song, and also 3D surround Dolby sound

The zombies are angry, have run out to beat the singer

In fact, this is only fat with the car CD out

At that time, the fatty left in anger, came to the captain's house to find him

I didn't expect the respected captain to look like this

But Fatty is a nimble fat guy, the two played a game of chasing each other and running away

Finally, Fatty successfully subdued the captain and tied him up

Let him destroy himself with dignity

Fearing for the safety of the two men, Fatty followed the scent of betrayal and came to their rescue

At this moment, the hero is using the condom that Ah Wei carries with him every day

but never had a chance to use the condom tied into a string

trying to hook the key to the outside of the cage

But the arrival of Fatty directly dashed their hopes

And this one thick and big hand can not pull out the hole inside

Luckily, Fatty has been a virgin for many years and has learned lock picking skills

This is not only a flexible fat man, but also a fat man with skills

A fat man who is free from the low life.

After being freed, they fled the place as fast as they could.

A female zombie stuck in a wire net behind them is bigger than the power

Awei opened the door to a new world

He immediately went up to take his own breast, and died with no regrets

After finishing, he also complained that this full of silicone feel too pull across

A roadblock zombie looks a little retarded

He was probably a contestant on China's Got Talent

Did not want to bite their necks, but to imitate their style

It also sang a love song like Fatty

Probably because it sings worse than Mi Mi

A soldier shot it and killed it

The soldier told them

The military has evacuated the town.

The town will be air bombed in two hours

But the location of the party the sister attended was too secretive

They hadn't evacuated the place yet

The hero is worried about her safety

So he asks the soldiers to drive them to the party

When they got there, they found out it was a garbage dump.

It turned out that the address given to them by the brother-in-law was a fake one

No one knows where the real party is.

At this point, the soldier began to mutate and almost got Bo GG

Luckily, Bo is no slacker either.

The situation was urgent, so the four of them decided to go home.

Sister has the habit of keeping a diary.

The address of the party was probably written down in her diary.

But after searching for days, they couldn't find it.

At that moment, there is a noise from downstairs

The hero wisely sends Wai and Fatty downstairs to check.

So, he and Bo are left alone upstairs.

The hero has always had a crush on his sister, but he doesn't know how to confess his love.

Sister Bo disguised as a teacher, personally teaching

The zombie outside the window is watching and learning can not see very well, anxiously jumping and jumping

What a good boy who loves to learn

On the first floor, a zombie attacked Wei and Fatty.

They rushed back upstairs

Use sister's locker to block the door

But it looked like the zombies would break in soon

So we used the trampoline downstairs one by one to climb the fence outside

Everyone else landed perfectly, but it was Fatty's turn to have a setback.

In the confusion, the man behind the mat found his sister's diary fell out of the cabinet

Rushing back to pick it up, the moment of pause led him to be chased by zombies

In an emergency, he grabbed a zombie to save himself in some way

By the way, is this really a good way to treat a 70-year-old grandfather?

With the break of a certain aspect, the hero fell down

So it's not good to be too long, it's either thin or soft, and it doesn't work well.

Four people stole a car, continue to run away

The captain appeared again to stop the road

Ignore him, directly fire at full power

Let him know what is called a whirlwind charge tornado

Next, the troops are divided into two ways

Bo rode the motorcycle out of town to contact the military.

The remaining three went to the party to rescue people

The party is still unaware of the biohazard outside

The sister and her boyfriend had a fight because of the false address given to her brother.

The boyfriend turned around and saw the little girl, bloody.

The whole party was in chaos, people were scattered.

At that moment, the virgin boy descended from the sky and cut up the zombies like a god.

The hero managed to save his sister

He saves his sister and sends her and the survivors out of the club.

They lured the zombies to the second floor and temporarily locked them outside the door

But they found that there was no way out of the place.

It's like they're trapping themselves in a cocoon.

I thought I was going to die here.

Then Bo suddenly came up from the slide to meet them

So there is such an exit

Several people escaped from here successfully

Before they left, they had detonated the homemade bomb

successfully killed a large number of zombies

Outside, the captain who loves you 3,000 times a day appeared again

This gun went down, ashes to ashes, completely goodbye

At the end of the film, the hero said goodbye to Bo

The kissing skills she taught him captured his sister's heart

This story tells us that it's not a bad thing to carry condoms with you when you go out.

After all, the state has set a certain amount for each of us

It would be a waste not to use it

(End of story)